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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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' E5 x8 W3 N" `* h  A, o! C, H% hPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

01正确示范
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No.1: （冷笑话型）



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“Hey, nice shoes.”
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No.3（文艺青年型）

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No.4（常规型）
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6 u, u3 [9 }6 ]: w0 d4 c9 P$ B-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”

-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

No.5（夸赞型）
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-You have a great smile.
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; E: O' F3 ?+ UNo.6（酒吧场景）
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* p: _4 Q% I, E/ b; g9 L1 S1 A-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

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-Are you here alone?

-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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-Let me buy you a drink.
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02错误示范

, n, i* O( G0 L+ e. e1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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( ^6 X/ X4 V, C2 ~  l& f2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

NOTE 1
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Example: That guy just checked you out.
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+ r$ y5 Y# |8 ?However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.

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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

* B2 r) s" Z8 x, Y& q6 [% Y6 X/ I5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

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would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)

& {- l% p2 a0 o4 C0 e! G' ^6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)

7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

NOTE 3
To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.

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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)

NOTE 4
If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

  b) M( V$ A; z/ ?03“明星”示范

邓布利多（哈利波特）



女巫
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Klaus（始祖家族）

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Walter（绝命毒师）

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（花木兰）
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看了这么多还不会？

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/ W% v& ]4 m0 ]+ p' m看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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+ V$ r. Y% c; m! W! O  O, T实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

0 y' m6 X. ?" J最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技

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勇敢去吧！
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, t3 u6 k3 M+ F) {0 D送你挽尊语~

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