英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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% K' M& k/ d  t5 V! ^圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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( w( L  h1 C' A2 Z, \; qPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

01正确示范
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No.1: （冷笑话型）
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No.2（没话找话型）

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  X6 z4 |$ K  F! C/ F1 F" j; B; ]1 j“What kind of dog is that?”
+ w% g6 X% m* Q1 I. x' e$ K* A“Hey, nice shoes.”
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No.3（文艺青年型）
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, x+ `7 S& U: f; ]-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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1 E5 E$ y, v5 p/ |! ~0 C8 V4 G-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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3 ~- r+ k4 s" B+ G# W/ }/ qNo.5（夸赞型）
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-That's a great haircut.

-You have a great smile.


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No.6（酒吧场景）

-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

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-Are you here alone?

7 |# A' U; H' h8 W5 p0 e# Z2 a-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...

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02错误示范
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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5 ?2 O0 e- P; _4 |6 F: ]! P2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

NOTE 1
. I. F. q! n/ FTo check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)

Example: That guy just checked you out.
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( {; V; A1 q/ f+ B) V! ZHowever, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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, X, d, P& J) N; kExample: Can I check out this book?

3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

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, P- I$ ~5 f! [To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)

9 f' J0 k- z8 i0 e9 u- l) N2 @6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

NOTE 3
/ N8 m0 A, {" j* S2 H& w  v" l& ]To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.

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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)

NOTE 4
If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

03“明星”示范
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2 P7 x/ U4 e7 ^Klaus（始祖家族）


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# D' l0 E: B$ o: q/ X! wDamon（吸血鬼日记）
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Jane（暮光之城）

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$ t% a5 ~: f0 @Howard(生活大爆炸)


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Walter（绝命毒师）

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（花木兰）
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咕噜（指环王）


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* I  T  g7 w! ~% I9 z看了这么多还不会？

理科生不懂浪漫？

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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，

用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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. B/ ]. g9 `! _, M' G勇敢去吧！

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